Well, it has begun.
American stores are now selling Eggnog, the sugary, spicy, sweet, creamy, popular Christmas dairy drink, right in the milk aisle. It’s barely October.
I am now at an impasse. I can turn up my nose like a sensible person, and continue on with my day. Perhaps I’ll purchase a protein drink; yes, that would be respectable.
I can buy ten gallons of the stuff and put it in my coffee all day like the demented sugar demon I am, and freeze the rest so I can have Christmas in the middle of July like a boss AND NO ONE CAN JUDGE ME BECAUSE I AM OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE.
So…what did you do today?
Okay not ten gallons. Like a quart. Or two. And I did get that protein drink so I’m sure it’ll all even out someway or another.