What The What? #4: The Book of Wisdom Has A Pink Lock And A Gel Pen.

Last Sunday…

Church Reader:

“And now, a reading from The Book of Wisdom…”

Me:

“How’d they get a hold of my diary…? *finger guns person next to me*

*crickets*

This is why I’m pretty sure Jesus does a face palm when I walk in.

(BTW, in the US, the word ‘diary’ is usually used interchangeably with the term, ‘personal journal’, where you use it to document feelings, events, dreams, and the like.)

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