“And now, a reading from The Book of Wisdom…”
“How’d they get a hold of my diary…? *finger guns person next to me*
This is why I’m pretty sure Jesus does a face palm when I walk in.
(BTW, in the US, the word ‘diary’ is usually used interchangeably with the term, ‘personal journal’, where you use it to document feelings, events, dreams, and the like.)