Most People:
*sips drink
“Man this coffee’s great, I want to tip them extra today.”
Me:
*sips my white pumpkin mocha**
“I just want to gently place my drink in its cupholder, turn, throw myself through the take-out window, grab the baristas in a bear hug, violently yank them by their collars over to my face with my fists, and whisper “You people are doing the Lord’s work…” as I gently stroke their slouch hats.”
*stunned silence
“…Is that weird?”
**white mocha with a pump of pumpkin. A pumpkinpump. A pumpumkin. A PUMPkin. OK done now.
😂
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Brilliant! Although I’ll resist the temptation on my next drive through. Thanks for following my blog today, Erin. I appreciate it.
Rob
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This was hysterical!
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Thanks! Glad you like the post! 🤗
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Good coffee. The Lord’s work. Agreed.
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I can already tell that your blog is gonna become one of my faves!
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Aww, thanks! 😊
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So funny 😆
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