“Man this coffee’s great, I want to tip them extra today.”
*sips my white pumpkin mocha**
“I just want to gently place my drink in its cupholder, turn, throw myself through the take-out window, grab the baristas in a bear hug, violently yank them by their collars over to my face with my fists, and whisper “You people are doing the Lord’s work…” as I gently stroke their slouch hats.”
“…Is that weird?”
**white mocha with a pump of pumpkin. A pumpkinpump. A pumpumkin. A PUMPkin. OK done now.